Things That are Better Than Other Things

Subway > Hogie Yogie

a Big Carl > a Big Mac

Adele > anyone who tries to sing like Adele on The Voice

The Voice > American Idol

Hannibal > The Following

Wrath of the Titans > Clash of the Titans

baths > showers

cat videos > dog videos

anything > foot cramp

llamas > giraffes (but it's very close)