New Socks

I don't know anybody that doesn't like the feeling of putting on a new pair of socks. Well, I haven't asked anybody if they like feeling, so I'm making a pretty huge assumption here. So maybe the better way to say this is, "I don't know of anybody that doesn't like the feeling of putting on a new pair of socks. My husband sometimes complains that his feet hair hurt after he wears socks all day. I don't know what that's like, cause I don't have hairy feet.

Mothballs

Mothballs are usually associated with keeping moths from eating holes in your clothing. I associate them with the word "stink". Whenever I smell them I feel like its hard to breathe. They may get the job done, but at what cost? How willing are you to smell awful all the time? My sister-in-law ate a mothball when she was a kid...she's fine.

Science Rules!

Whenever there is something man made that needs explaining, my husband has the answer...science. If I ask him if he knows how something was done, how it is possible, or how it is made, if he doesn't know the answer, he says science. I can't argue with that...he makes a good point.

Shots

Getting a shot is close to the worst thing in the world! Any time that I have to get a shot or get blood drawn I have to be distracted. No matter who is there when the needle is in view, somebody better tell me a story and keep my mind off of that dang needle. I don't want to think about it anymore...

Cat Alarm Clock

It's as cute as it sounds...

The Onion Fiasco

We ate at Applebees a few nights ago and ordered their delicious cheeseburger sliders WITHOUT onions. Of course when our food arrived there were about 1000 diced onions on every burger. After my husband told the waitress what happened she asked if the kitchen should take the onions off of the burgers... really? I am perfectly capable of removing onions from a burger! Just removing the onions does not get rid of the onion taste on my burgers! I don't know why it seems so difficult to not put things on food. At least 40% of the time I order food, it doesn't matter where I am, they can't seem to keep there hands off of the ingredients I specifically don't want with my meal. I don't get it.

Things That are Better Than Other Things

Subway > Hogie Yogie

a Big Carl > a Big Mac

Adele > anyone who tries to sing like Adele on The Voice

The Voice > American Idol

Hannibal > The Following

Wrath of the Titans > Clash of the Titans

baths > showers

cat videos > dog videos

anything > foot cramp

llamas > giraffes (but it's very close)